a note to the idiots that stole my computer

I must say that while your breaking into the house on 19 november was remarkable considering the fact that you broke in from the BACK which is not accessible from the street, stealing my computer was really irritating. the fact that you didn't take much else is great, but showed me that you are indeed ameteurs. and shame on you for taking my friend's cufflinks - those were special to him. not that you care, considering the fact that you are heartless and lame. thanks for making my week difficult. if i find you, i am under strict instructions to harm you in the bollocks - don't think i won't.